书城公版Roughing It
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第150章

I still quote from my journal:

I found the national Legislature to consist of half a dozen white men and some thirty or forty natives.It was a dark assemblage.The nobles and Ministers (about a dozen of them altogether) occupied the extreme left of the hall, with David Kalakaua (the King's Chamberlain) and Prince William at the head.The President of the Assembly, His Royal Highness M.

Kekuanaoa, [Kekuanaoa is not of the blood royal.He derives his princely rank from his wife, who was a daughter of Kamehameha the Great.Under other monarchies the male line takes precedence of the female in tracing genealogies, but here the opposite is the case--the female line takes precedence.Their reason for this is exceedingly sensible, and Irecommend it to the aristocracy of Europe: They say it is easy to know who a man's mother was, but, etc., etc.] and the Vice President (the latter a white man,) sat in the pulpit, if I may so term it.

The President is the King's father.He is an erect, strongly built, massive featured, white-haired, tawny old gentleman of eighty years of age or thereabouts.He was simply but well dressed, in a blue cloth coat and white vest, and white pantaloons, without spot, dust or blemish upon them.He bears himself with a calm, stately dignity, and is a man of noble presence.He was a young man and a distinguished warrior under that terrific fighter, Kamehameha I., more than half a century ago.Aknowledge of his career suggested some such thought as this: "This man, naked as the day he was born, and war-club and spear in hand, has charged at the head of a horde of savages against other hordes of savages more than a generation and a half ago, and reveled in slaughter and carnage;has worshipped wooden images on his devout knees; has seen hundreds of his race offered up in heathen temples as sacrifices to wooden idols, at a time when no missionary's foot had ever pressed this soil, and he had never heard of the white man's God; has believed his enemy could secretly pray him to death; has seen the day, in his childhood, when it was a crime punishable by death for a man to eat with his wife, or for a plebeian to let his shadow fall upon the King--and now look at him; an educated Christian; neatly and handsomely dressed; a high-minded, elegant gentleman; a traveler, in some degree, and one who has been the honored guest of royalty in Europe; a man practiced in holding the reins of an enlightened government, and well versed in the politics of his country and in general, practical information.Look at him, sitting there presiding over the deliberations of a legislative body, among whom are white men--a grave, dignified, statesmanlike personage, and as seemingly natural and fitted to the place as if he had been born in it and had never been out of it in his life time.How the experiences of this old man's eventful life shame the cheap inventions of romance!"The christianizing of the natives has hardly even weakened some of their barbarian superstitions, much less destroyed them.I have just referred to one of these.It is still a popular belief that if your enemy can get hold of any article belonging to you he can get down on his knees over it and pray you to death.Therefore many a native gives up and dies merely because he imagines that some enemy is putting him through a course of damaging prayer.This praying an individual to death seems absurb enough at a first glance, but then when we call to mind some of the pulpit efforts of certain of our own ministers the thing looks plausible.

In former times, among the Islanders, not only a plurality of wives was customary, but a plurality of husbands likewise.Some native women of noble rank had as many as six husbands.A woman thus supplied did not reside with all her husbands at once, but lived several months with each in turn.An understood sign hung at her door during these months.When the sign was taken down, it meant "NEXT."In those days woman was rigidly taught to "know her place." Her place was to do all the work, take all the cuffs, provide all the food, and content herself with what was left after her lord had finished his dinner.She was not only forbidden, by ancient law, and under penalty of death, to eat with her husband or enter a canoe, but was debarred, under the same penalty, from eating bananas, pine-apples, oranges and other choice fruits at any time or in any place.She had to confine herself pretty strictly to "poi" and hard work.These poor ignorant heathen seem to have had a sort of groping idea of what came of woman eating fruit in the garden of Eden, and they did not choose to take any more chances.

But the missionaries broke up this satisfactory arrangement of things.

They liberated woman and made her the equal of man.

The natives had a romantic fashion of burying some of their children alive when the family became larger than necessary.The missionaries interfered in this matter too, and stopped it.

To this day the natives are able to lie down and die whenever they want to, whether there is anything the matter with them or not.If a Kanaka takes a notion to die, that is the end of him; nobody can persuade him to hold on; all the doctors in the world could not save him.

A luxury which they enjoy more than anything else, is a large funeral.

If a person wants to get rid of a troublesome native, it is only necessary to promise him a fine funeral and name the hour and he will be on hand to the minute--at least his remains will.