Looking at Messrs.Dilly's splendid edition of Lord Chesterfield's miscellaneous works,he laughed,and said,'Here now are two speeches ascribed to him,both of which were written by me:and the best of it is,they have found out that one is like Demosthenes,and the other like Cicero.'
BOSWELL.'Is not modesty natural?'JOHNSON.'I cannot say,Sir,as we find no people quite in a state of nature;but I think the more they are taught,the more modest they are.The French are a gross,ill-bred,untaught people;a lady there will spit on the floor and rub it with her foot.What I gained by being in France was,learning to be better satisfied with my own country.Time may be employed to more advantage from nineteen to twenty-four almost in any way than in travelling;when you set travelling against mere negation,against doing nothing,it is better to be sure;but how much more would a young man improve were he to study during those years.Indeed,if a young man is wild,and must run after women and bad company,it is better this should be done abroad,as,on his return,he can break off such connections,and begin at home a new man,with a character to form,and acquaintances to make.How little does travelling supply to the conversation of any man who has travelled;how little to Beauclerk!'BOSWELL.'What say you to Lord ------?'JOHNSON.'I never but once heard him talk of what he had seen,and that was of a large serpent in one of the Pyramids of Egypt.'BOSWELL.'Well,I happened to hear him tell the same thing,which made me mention him.'
I talked of a country life.JOHNSON.'Were I to live in the country,I would not devote myself to the acquisition of popularity;I would live in a much better way,much more happily;Iwould have my time at my own command.'BOSWELL.'But,Sir,is it not a sad thing to be at a distance from all our literary friends?'
JOHNSON.'Sir,you will by and by have enough of this conversation,which now delights you so much.'
As he was a zealous friend of subordination,he was at all times watchful to repress the vulgar cant against the manners of the great;'High people,Sir,(said he,)are the best;take a hundred ladies of quality,you'll find them better wives,better mothers,more willing to sacrifice their own pleasure to their children than a hundred other women.Tradeswomen (I mean the wives of tradesmen)in the city,who are worth from ten to fifteen thousand pounds,are the worst creatures upon the earth,grossly ignorant,and thinking viciousness fashionable.Farmers,I think,are often worthless fellows.Few lords will cheat;and,if they do,they'll be ashamed of it:farmers cheat and are not ashamed of it:they have all the sensual vices too of the nobility,with cheating into the bargain.
There is as much fornication and adultery among farmers as amongst noblemen.'BOSWELL.'The notion of the world,Sir,however is,that the morals of women of quality are worse than those in lower stations.'JOHNSON.'Yes,Sir,the licentiousness of one woman of quality makes more noise than that of a number of women in lower stations;then,Sir,you are to consider the malignity of women in the city against women of quality,which will make them believe any thing of them,such as that they call their coachmen to bed.No,Sir,so far as I have observed,the higher in rank,the richer ladies are,they are the better instructed and the more virtuous.'
On Tuesday,May 19,I was to set out for Scotland in the evening.
He was engaged to dine with me at Mr.Dilly's,I waited upon him to remind him of his appointment and attend him thither;he gave me some salutary counsel,and recommended vigorous resolution against any deviation from moral duty.BOSWELL.'But you would not have me to bind myself by a solemn obligation?'JOHNSON.(much agitated,)'What!a vow--O,no,Sir,a vow is a horrible thing,it is a snare for sin.The man who cannot go to Heaven without a vow--may go--'Here,standing erect,in the middle of his library,and rolling grand,his pause was truly a curious compound of the solemn and the ludicrous;he half-whistled in his usual way,when pleasant,and he paused,as if checked by religious awe.Methought he would have added--to Hell--but was restrained.I humoured the dilemma.'What!Sir,(said I,)In caelum jusseris ibit?'alluding to his imitation of it,--'And bid him go to Hell,to Hell he goes.'
We had a quiet comfortable meeting at Mr.Dilly's;nobody there but ourselves.My illustrious friend and I parted with assurances of affectionate regard.
Mr.Langton has been pleased,at my request,to favour me with some particulars of Dr.Johnson's visit to Warley-camp,where this gentleman was at the time stationed as a Captain in the Lincolnshire militia.I shall give them in his own words in a letter to me.
'It was in the summer of the year 1778,that he complied with my invitation to come down to the Camp at Warley,and he staid with me about a week;the scene appeared,notwithstanding a great degree of ill health that he seemed to labour under,to interest and amuse him,as agreeing with the disposition that I believe you know he constantly manifested towards enquiring into subjects of the military kind.He sate,with a patient degree of attention,to observe the proceedings of a regimental court-martial,that happened to be called,in the time of his stay with us;and one night,as late as at eleven o'clock,he accompanied the Major of the regiment in going what are styled the Rounds,where he might observe the forms of visiting the guards,for the seeing that they and their sentries are ready in their duty on their several posts.
He took occasion to converse at times on military topicks,one in particular,that I see the mention of,in your Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides,which lies open before me,as to gun-powder;which he spoke of to the same effect,in part,that you relate.